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10.06.2025 01:08

Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People
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No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
What does it mean if you dream your dad died?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Space Force demos rapid turnaround on latest GPS III launch - Defense News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.