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10.06.2025 01:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can a hacker damage me, realistically?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Space Force demos rapid turnaround on latest GPS III launch - Defense News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

One Molecule to Sleep and Wake: A New Brain Switch Discovered - Neuroscience News

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Trump is going to target known criminals in the country illegally for deportation. The Democrats have vowed to fight him every step of the way. Don't they understand this is one of the issues that cost them the white house, the house and senate?